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Starlink internet preorders available for your very own “Dishy McFlatface”

Feb 10, 2021 | 5:23 AM

I’ve been trying to keep tabs on Elon Musk officially throwing up dozens of his satellites to rollout the plan for a brand new broadband internet service. Here’s what I found….

Elon Musk’s Starlink Internet Service, while still in its testing phase, has about 10,000 users right now! Preorders are already rolling for the actual service that will cost about $99US upfront. Then another $99US per month for the Starlink internet service! They have already confirmed some of these pre-orders from across the US, as well as Australia, New Zealand & Canada!

Oh, and for $500US you could have your very own “Dishy McFlatface”

I have so many questions without answers….

“If my cats eat through my “Dish McFlatface” cable?”

“Will I get my very own holographic Elon Musk I.T guy to stop by my house for all my troubleshooting needs?”

“Is this going to be like those old T.V dishes where I’ll have no service when even the littlest hint of a storm/wind or a bird happens to block my signal?”